sexcit1ng:

my laptop is hotter than my sex life

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tomfletcherscats:

tomfletcherscats:

this is how u use tinder right

he came out of left field with this one
tonightshow:

ja-ll:

tonightshow:

I’m not funny.

I laughed out loud

I lost 3 followers.


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anny-is-yours:

we reblog the men we think we deserve

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thinsiqnificant:

my mom bought me a camouflage sweater today and i was like mom why did u do that and she said “so u can go hunting for men”

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dulect:

if you gave me $1000 to spend I would still click lowest to highest price

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